My Ass Has Disappeared

Mikayla: "Ass. Ass. Here, Ass!" (Mik was pointing to the coat closet door.)

Cullen: "Sorry, sweetie. He's not in there today."

"Asssss. Asssss. Asssss. Ass! ASSS!"

"I know, but he's not in there today."

"Ass! Kitty Cat!"

"Oh, he's an ass. He's just not in there."

I promise, we don't curse in front on Mikayla. Usually. You can leave your children with us, without the fear that they will come home with a whole bunch of new four letter words. I mostly use five letter words. Usually.