Hypochondriacs, UNITE!

I found this nifty little Symptom Checker on Mayo's website. Who needs to take time outta their day to see a doctor when you've got this thing?

I entered my symptoms, and this is what it said:

"You have APPENDICITIS!"...Sorry, Symptom Checker, I ain't got no appendix.

"Oh, no? Okay, how about...You have GALLBLADDER DISEASE!"... Wrong again, little guy, they snatched that out after my appendix.

"Hmmm...third time's a charm! You have PANCREATITIS!"...Hahaha...that's what the doctors thought, too. They checked for that already. Mark that one off your list, Mr. Checker.

"Sorry to inform you, Mrs. Waters, but you are just crazy."... Well! So THAT'S what's wrong with me! Glad it's not something serious!

Oh, and, Holly...it says that you are growing a baby alien. Just thought you should know.