Who you callin' an Assburger?!

"Hey, do you mind if I sign us up to do a study on Microsoft kids?"

"Huh?"

"There's this group that is doing a study on kids of Microsoft employees. They hypothesize that the kids will develop earlier than non-Microsoft kids. That, or they will have higher rates of autism and Asperger's."

"Assburger? What's Assburger?"

"No. Asperger. A-S-P-E-R-G-E-R."

"Oh. My way was much funnier."