Next Door Neighbor Twit

We have this next door neighbor who between 4:30 and 5:30 pm every day backs his trailer into his garage. He has an extemely loud truck that doesn't have any exhaust pipes. Every day for about 15 minutes we have to hear him back his lawncare trailer into his garage. Every day for 15 minutes...15 MINUTES! Seriously, after the fifth...sixth...even the seventh time, you would have figured that he could have mastered his backing up technique and got the damn trailer in his garage in 5 minutes, tops. Not the genius next door.

Today, the reason for this post, he came home from his weekend jobs at 12:30 pm for lunch. He took the usual 15 minutes to back up...and forth and back and forth and back and forth. THAT WAS THE THIRD TIME TODAY HE BACKED INTO HIS GARAGE! On several occasions he has woken Mikayla up from her afternoon nap. That is bad. That is very bad.

We have lived in this house for 45 days now. He does this twice a day. That means, just since we have lived here, he has backed into his garage approximately 90 times. Dude, come on. It can't really be that hard. Take heed, you wake up my kid again and I may no longer have any issues with paying $4000 a month in housing costs. I will be in jail...for free.