Exactly What is a "DITC"?

Someone has asked, "What is a DITC? I know it's your daughter, but I don't get it."

Well...this acronym came from my previous blog that I stopped writting for a long time ago. Here is the very first post from that blog where I nicknamed Mikayla the "Demon in Toddler Clothing.":

Date: August 16, 2006 1:50 pm
Title: Your Kid is a Demon in Toddler Clothing (this was directed atCullen)

Thank you, Cullen, for the clarity you brought me today. OR NOT! What follows is our IM conversation:

Courtney says:OH MY GOD!

Courtney says:YOUR kid just crawled from the couch to the end table, pulled off her diaper (that had poop in it!!!) and peed!

Courtney says:on the table!

Cullen says:wow

Courtney says:with her poopy diaper in her hand, dripping to the table!!!!

Cullen says:at least it wasn't on the couch

Courtney says:You're kidding me right?

Courtney says:There's no "at least" in this situation

Cullen says:it would definitely be worse if she had peed on you